Some time later

Just found this blog and cried for a while. Laughed at my horrible attempts to be funny and was jus down right embarrassed. Nearly a year later I figured id post. The girl from one of the previous posts who came over got fully naked and didn't touch below my waist is now the love of my life and not really sure how it happened. Funny how some things work. And yes she has touched below the  waist. Currently living the dream life in London where I have been since September an will be here till mid December. Can't complain bout too much minus finding this blog and being embarrassed. All for now.

Xoxo, 

   Brun

P.S. My other blogs over 2000 views in total...has to be some kind of joke. If not I apologize to all those souls out there. 

Fuck Canada

Fuck Canada enough said.

Olympics and NYC

As spring break approaches all the professors feel like it's their civic duty to fuck over every kid in the shool by loading them with tests and papers. What better way to get way from it all than go to NYC and spend time with some fam anddo a few interviews? Just gonna miss drinking with the boys but sure as hell won't miss chicks being fucking prudes. Fucking shit why can't I just find a slut rather than a prude virgin broad. Bus ride to NYC is hell and long never do it take a train or fly. School still has a foot of snow on the ground which makes everything more miserable can't it just be warm already. I'm ready for chicks in bikinis and drinking brews outside...except yet again girls here are too prude for that and then our school frowns heavily upon drinking outside. Fucking commies. Go team USA beat the shit out of canada in hockey since the USA women's team couldn't stop a fucking nosebleed. Hope the prick Crosby eats shit. Sucks the Olympics are like over but whatever this is all for now.

Xoxo,

      Brun

P.S. While every other college bro will be watching the game crushing brews at school I'll be stuck with a 8 year old and a 5 year old. Can you say fuck me? Go USA puck canada 

Not much to go by just a little shit week gone by. Wednesday was the first intramural soccer game. The game was at 1030 at night like wayyyy past my bed time. No need to start the games that late. Only to leave there at 1115 feeling the effect of a crushing defeat 3-2. Was ready to throw hands with one of the kids but just told him to sit on a cucumber instead. Thursday is a shit day, rest of new england has a snow day while were getting snow freezing rain and just plain rain. Campus is a shithole with enough water to go swimming in and then enough ice to go skating on. Miserable all around to say the least. Valentines day weekend is approaching and still dateless for the wonderful holiday. By dateless I mean saving money due to the exwife and I divorcing just before this gracious holiday. Had a test in DSS whatever that stands for and pretty much felt like I got hit by a hippo chasing after some african man swimming in his swimming hole. Overall just tired half sick from vampire girl (selfish girl in last blog) and just not feeling to hot.


xoxo,
       Brun

P.S. Library still sucks ass. There was a leak today from all the ice and snow so i spent half the shift picking up buckets of water and throwing them outside.

Weekend recap

Pretty blurry weekend. Thursday night pretty much just got drunk and watched figure skating for the Olympics. Horrible sport to watch but if you take a shot every time they lift up their partner it's not as bad. Everyone goes to the bar on Thursday but don't have a fake because I can't pass for more than 18. In fact last family vacation passed as 14 and under at a golden corale. Friday was the opening ceremony and pregamed a little early and was a fuck and passed out for half the night. Saturday was awful as well mostly due to bringing a girl back who was more than happy to get ass naked but then refused to touch below the waste on me....what? Like so confused but so blue balled I can't talk about it. Sunday is a day of sitting around doing nothing but continually thinking of all the homework you have to do. Overall questionable weekend. Full of lost sleep, blue balls, and poor whoopie pie flavored orloff. 

Xoxo,

     Brun

P.S.   Still confused about how you get naked in someone's bed and just lay there. I never been more confused and don't know what to do. Poor choice of girl I guess.

Quick Question

For anyone out there who actually reads this I need a little help on answering a question and solving a argument. I just recently broke up with a girlfriend of 11months (fucking shit that's too long), but anyway for Christmas she got me two pretty decent seated tickets to a sporting event with my favorite team playing a rival. However, at the time she presented the tickets to me we both decided it was best for her to keep them with her because of my irresponsibility and likelihood that I would lose them (totally would have lost the shit out of the papers). Now that we are broken up and unsure if we will be mended by the time of the game (no way in hell and she knows it), she's trying to not give me the tickets. Like what the fuck, how is she gonna renig the gift. Dirty broads is all I have to say. Whose right whose wrong help me out.

xoxo,
      Brun


P.S. I got her a trip to New York and we broke up a week before the trip but I still offered to have her accompany me to the city. 

The Not So Adventerous Snow Day

Snow day was a day of tiredness and virtually a lost cause. Having gone to bed at 5am then waking up at 10, the 5 hours of sleep was not nearly enough to propel me to enjoy my day off. Pretty much did absolutely nothing and continually thought it was a Sunday and that I probably should be doing homework. Like what the hell are we suppose to do with 8inches of snow on the ground and not wanting to freeze our asses off? Few things to note however, had a obnoxiously dominant snowball fight with my suite and the girls suite across the hall. I think all my suite mates and I finally took out our frustration with their drama filled weekends by pelting them with hard snow balls and ice balls without feeling a wince of mercy.  One of the suite mates almost got killed by a decent size black football player for throwing a snow ball that missed him by about 5 feet. By that I mean this kid was standing in the middle of our fucking snowball fight what the fuck did he expect, fucking prick. After that we all pretty much moped around and complained about how tired we were. Played a few games of madden, ate dinner and then now its 930 and I'm going to bed. Feel like a 5 year old and a failure but whatever, the 12 hours of sleep will be great.

xoxo,
       Brun



P.S.
  Few suite mates and I started playing ESPN's streak for the cash. Don't play it. Ridiculously addictive and since were betting on it, it's even more addictive. My suite already has a gambling problem as it is.

Snow Day

Well for fucks sake...somehow the snow gods came through and we have a snow day. For all those waiting in antisipation we didn't go to mcdonalds because the suite let me down yet again. Running on under 5 hours of sleep but couldn't care less. Gonna lay in bed, eat, maybe make another video 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kjlqn5aEc4 

There's the link to the first snow day video. Now you know where I go and what goons I live with but let me tell you, they're family at this point...minus a few. If you watched the video suggest another song or something else to do because we will probably be bored as shit. 

Xoxo,

        Brun

P.S.

      I see the views going up for the blog but really trying to get some feed back or follows or whatever this blog stuff is about. So help a amateur blogger out and give meh something to make the snow day complete. 

Late night and regrets

Poor decision to try and stay up till five for my school to announce if classes are cancelled. Dead tired and it's 3:30 but feel too committed already to not stay up...same feeling you get when a half nude chick comes up on a pop up and clearly makes you too committed to not finish... Have ate a half of box of buffalo wheat thins with ranch (if you hate ranch dressing stop reading this post and sit on a cucumber)....2 butterfingers and some pizza. The suite mate who envies every person living in Colorado, Washington,  or Portland, Maine just got back from his nightly ritual and is up in the clouds somewhere. It has refused to start fucking snowing so most likely won't have a snow day which means I'll sit through a business class trying to decipher Mandarin Chinese from the four p's of marketing. So all and all probably will just take an L for the day and try to rally and recover for Thursday. 

Xoxo,

       Brun 

P.S.  If have to watch someone's highschool highlight tape one more time ima kill a man. 

Praying for a Snowday

I live with 15 other guys in a suite that has a pretty large common room and then 7 rooms off of it. Suite I live has been deemed a trouble suite due to "unregistered" parties for underclassman. Whatever the fuck that means its a goddamn college grow up people. We have a bunch of football players a few soccer and then two basketball players. Most of the athletes go to bed reasonably early while the rest of us "NARP"s (Non Athletic Regular People) tend to stay up later. Boston area suppose to get anywhere between 6-10 inches tomorrow and were hoping for a snow day. Just spent the last 4 hours playing Madden and now awaiting the news on if we have classes or not. Of course our school being a shit fuck and it doesn't announce class cancellations until 5am, so a few boys and I decided to stay up and grab some mickey d's at 5am and hope classes are cancelled. If not well fuck me sideways and I guess I'll be scrubbin all day.  Fucking stupid idea if you tell me but the roommate said I wouldn't do it so while that fucker sleeps I'm sitting here typing just to prove him wrong. Fuck this I'm going to watch porn in the bathroom stall. Which is a fucking weird thing to do but apparently one of my suite mates only masterbates in our community bathroom. Like don't ya have a room you fucking oddball.

xoxo,
       Brun


P.S.  Pretty sure no one else has read or seen any of this blogging so I feel like I'm just doing this for my own weirdness at this point.  If you read this let me know I feel like Will Smith from I Am Legend when he never knows if his radio broadcasts are heard.

Library Shit

Working at the library hasn't got all that much more interesting. Apparently the Boston area is suppose to get a snowstorm tomorrow and about 20 students have come up to me asking if classes are cancelled or if I think they will be. Dude I'm a librarian (as painful as that is to say), I sit on my ass and check out books. How the hell am I suppose to be able to tell you if we're having fucking classes. I feel almost empowered by them thinking I would know, so I just give them a different bullshit reason why we won't. If the forecast is saying 8inches plus were not gonna have classes people. Think this job makes me want to live in a cave, but fuck me for complaining about getting paid to do my homework, which I haven't done any of.


xoxo,
    Brun

 P.S. We have a cafe in our library and the cafe has an espresso machine that makes painful sounds and if the damn thing goes off one more time I will throw a book at the next broad to walk by.

College Life

Well thought I'd get artsy here and add a picture but the damn thing comes out blurry just my below average blogging skills and obviously at the library. I was lucky enough freshman year to score a job at the library. What this means is that I sit at a desk and try to help deranged students who don't know how to check out books. Get paid $8.25 an hour but can't complain because I do my homework for 80% of the time and it gives me beer money for the weekends. Working at the lib gives me a chance to brush up on my lady skills and let them know who I am. Be more than willing to show them a private tour after hours if need be. Newly single so my "spitting of game" is at an all time high. Soooo cheap but whatever.  Ladies love the rich white kid Jcrew style but little do they know I'm not rich and couldn't be less rich. Just white and dress nice. This is gonna be a long three hours.

Xoxo,

       Brun

P.S. 

Go to a school that's 65-35 girl to guy ratio so shouldn't be too hard to find a future wife...either I'm ass ugly or these girl can't understand I'm trying to get their number because I'm having no luck. 

College Life Intro

Ever want to go to college but couldn't afford it or it just didn't fit into your life plans? Well this blog's purpose is to show you that you may not be missing all that much or that you might be missing the time of your life. This blog won't be grammatically correct nor always makes sense, so bare with me as I attempt to give you the average life. I currently am attending a small liberal arts college just outside of Boston (Don't want to give the name because school officials may crack down) that has about 3,000 students.  I was an athlete all through high school, however was not nearly talented enough to play at the collegiate level. For the academics, I'm a business major whose high school and college GPA has been around the 3.5 range, which means that I try, just don't try hard enough. Overall this is an experiment to see what people think, hell I don't even know if anyone else will see this, but if you do let me know what you think.  Also fun fact, I love gossip girl and couldn't be more straight. Have you seen Serena aka Blake Lively? You'll understand.

xoxo,
       Brun