Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Snow Day

Well for fucks sake...somehow the snow gods came through and we have a snow day. For all those waiting in antisipation we didn't go to mcdonalds because the suite let me down yet again. Running on under 5 hours of sleep but couldn't care less. Gonna lay in bed, eat, maybe make another video 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kjlqn5aEc4 

There's the link to the first snow day video. Now you know where I go and what goons I live with but let me tell you, they're family at this point...minus a few. If you watched the video suggest another song or something else to do because we will probably be bored as shit. 

Xoxo,
        Brun

P.S.
      I see the views going up for the blog but really trying to get some feed back or follows or whatever this blog stuff is about. So help a amateur blogger out and give meh something to make the snow day complete. 

Late night and regrets

Poor decision to try and stay up till five for my school to announce if classes are cancelled. Dead tired and it's 3:30 but feel too committed already to not stay up...same feeling you get when a half nude chick comes up on a pop up and clearly makes you too committed to not finish... Have ate a half of box of buffalo wheat thins with ranch (if you hate ranch dressing stop reading this post and sit on a cucumber)....2 butterfingers and some pizza. The suite mate who envies every person living in Colorado, Washington,  or Portland, Maine just got back from his nightly ritual and is up in the clouds somewhere. It has refused to start fucking snowing so most likely won't have a snow day which means I'll sit through a business class trying to decipher Mandarin Chinese from the four p's of marketing. So all and all probably will just take an L for the day and try to rally and recover for Thursday. 

Xoxo,
       Brun 


P.S.  If have to watch someone's highschool highlight tape one more time ima kill a man. 

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Praying for a Snowday

I live with 15 other guys in a suite that has a pretty large common room and then 7 rooms off of it. Suite I live has been deemed a trouble suite due to "unregistered" parties for underclassman. Whatever the fuck that means its a goddamn college grow up people. We have a bunch of football players a few soccer and then two basketball players. Most of the athletes go to bed reasonably early while the rest of us "NARP"s (Non Athletic Regular People) tend to stay up later. Boston area suppose to get anywhere between 6-10 inches tomorrow and were hoping for a snow day. Just spent the last 4 hours playing Madden and now awaiting the news on if we have classes or not. Of course our school being a shit fuck and it doesn't announce class cancellations until 5am, so a few boys and I decided to stay up and grab some mickey d's at 5am and hope classes are cancelled. If not well fuck me sideways and I guess I'll be scrubbin all day.  Fucking stupid idea if you tell me but the roommate said I wouldn't do it so while that fucker sleeps I'm sitting here typing just to prove him wrong. Fuck this I'm going to watch porn in the bathroom stall. Which is a fucking weird thing to do but apparently one of my suite mates only masterbates in our community bathroom. Like don't ya have a room you fucking oddball.

xoxo,
       Brun


P.S.  Pretty sure no one else has read or seen any of this blogging so I feel like I'm just doing this for my own weirdness at this point.  If you read this let me know I feel like Will Smith from I Am Legend when he never knows if his radio broadcasts are heard.


Library Shit

Working at the library hasn't got all that much more interesting. Apparently the Boston area is suppose to get a snowstorm tomorrow and about 20 students have come up to me asking if classes are cancelled or if I think they will be. Dude I'm a librarian (as painful as that is to say), I sit on my ass and check out books. How the hell am I suppose to be able to tell you if we're having fucking classes. I feel almost empowered by them thinking I would know, so I just give them a different bullshit reason why we won't. If the forecast is saying 8inches plus were not gonna have classes people. Think this job makes me want to live in a cave, but fuck me for complaining about getting paid to do my homework, which I haven't done any of.


xoxo,
    Brun

 P.S. We have a cafe in our library and the cafe has an espresso machine that makes painful sounds and if the damn thing goes off one more time I will throw a book at the next broad to walk by.

College Life

Well thought I'd get artsy here and add a picture but the damn thing comes out blurry just my below average blogging skills and obviously at the library. I was lucky enough freshman year to score a job at the library. What this means is that I sit at a desk and try to help deranged students who don't know how to check out books. Get paid $8.25 an hour but can't complain because I do my homework for 80% of the time and it gives me beer money for the weekends. Working at the lib gives me a chance to brush up on my lady skills and let them know who I am. Be more than willing to show them a private tour after hours if need be. Newly single so my "spitting of game" is at an all time high. Soooo cheap but whatever.  Ladies love the rich white kid Jcrew style but little do they know I'm not rich and couldn't be less rich. Just white and dress nice. This is gonna be a long three hours.

Xoxo,
       Brun

P.S. 
Go to a school that's 65-35 girl to guy ratio so shouldn't be too hard to find a future wife...either I'm ass ugly or these girl can't understand I'm trying to get their number because I'm having no luck. 

College Life Intro

Ever want to go to college but couldn't afford it or it just didn't fit into your life plans? Well this blog's purpose is to show you that you may not be missing all that much or that you might be missing the time of your life. This blog won't be grammatically correct nor always makes sense, so bare with me as I attempt to give you the average life. I currently am attending a small liberal arts college just outside of Boston (Don't want to give the name because school officials may crack down) that has about 3,000 students.  I was an athlete all through high school, however was not nearly talented enough to play at the collegiate level. For the academics, I'm a business major whose high school and college GPA has been around the 3.5 range, which means that I try, just don't try hard enough. Overall this is an experiment to see what people think, hell I don't even know if anyone else will see this, but if you do let me know what you think.  Also fun fact, I love gossip girl and couldn't be more straight. Have you seen Serena aka Blake Lively? You'll understand.

xoxo,
       Brun