Some time later

Just found this blog and cried for a while. Laughed at my horrible attempts to be funny and was jus down right embarrassed. Nearly a year later I figured id post. The girl from one of the previous posts who came over got fully naked and didn't touch below my waist is now the love of my life and not really sure how it happened. Funny how some things work. And yes she has touched below the  waist. Currently living the dream life in London where I have been since September an will be here till mid December. Can't complain bout too much minus finding this blog and being embarrassed. All for now.

Xoxo, 

   Brun

P.S. My other blogs over 2000 views in total...has to be some kind of joke. If not I apologize to all those souls out there. 

Fuck Canada

Fuck Canada enough said.

Olympics and NYC

As spring break approaches all the professors feel like it's their civic duty to fuck over every kid in the shool by loading them with tests and papers. What better way to get way from it all than go to NYC and spend time with some fam anddo a few interviews? Just gonna miss drinking with the boys but sure as hell won't miss chicks being fucking prudes. Fucking shit why can't I just find a slut rather than a prude virgin broad. Bus ride to NYC is hell and long never do it take a train or fly. School still has a foot of snow on the ground which makes everything more miserable can't it just be warm already. I'm ready for chicks in bikinis and drinking brews outside...except yet again girls here are too prude for that and then our school frowns heavily upon drinking outside. Fucking commies. Go team USA beat the shit out of canada in hockey since the USA women's team couldn't stop a fucking nosebleed. Hope the prick Crosby eats shit. Sucks the Olympics are like over but whatever this is all for now.

Xoxo,

      Brun

P.S. While every other college bro will be watching the game crushing brews at school I'll be stuck with a 8 year old and a 5 year old. Can you say fuck me? Go USA puck canada 

Not much to go by just a little shit week gone by. Wednesday was the first intramural soccer game. The game was at 1030 at night like wayyyy past my bed time. No need to start the games that late. Only to leave there at 1115 feeling the effect of a crushing defeat 3-2. Was ready to throw hands with one of the kids but just told him to sit on a cucumber instead. Thursday is a shit day, rest of new england has a snow day while were getting snow freezing rain and just plain rain. Campus is a shithole with enough water to go swimming in and then enough ice to go skating on. Miserable all around to say the least. Valentines day weekend is approaching and still dateless for the wonderful holiday. By dateless I mean saving money due to the exwife and I divorcing just before this gracious holiday. Had a test in DSS whatever that stands for and pretty much felt like I got hit by a hippo chasing after some african man swimming in his swimming hole. Overall just tired half sick from vampire girl (selfish girl in last blog) and just not feeling to hot.


xoxo,
       Brun

P.S. Library still sucks ass. There was a leak today from all the ice and snow so i spent half the shift picking up buckets of water and throwing them outside.

Weekend recap

Pretty blurry weekend. Thursday night pretty much just got drunk and watched figure skating for the Olympics. Horrible sport to watch but if you take a shot every time they lift up their partner it's not as bad. Everyone goes to the bar on Thursday but don't have a fake because I can't pass for more than 18. In fact last family vacation passed as 14 and under at a golden corale. Friday was the opening ceremony and pregamed a little early and was a fuck and passed out for half the night. Saturday was awful as well mostly due to bringing a girl back who was more than happy to get ass naked but then refused to touch below the waste on me....what? Like so confused but so blue balled I can't talk about it. Sunday is a day of sitting around doing nothing but continually thinking of all the homework you have to do. Overall questionable weekend. Full of lost sleep, blue balls, and poor whoopie pie flavored orloff. 

Xoxo,

     Brun

P.S.   Still confused about how you get naked in someone's bed and just lay there. I never been more confused and don't know what to do. Poor choice of girl I guess.

Quick Question

For anyone out there who actually reads this I need a little help on answering a question and solving a argument. I just recently broke up with a girlfriend of 11months (fucking shit that's too long), but anyway for Christmas she got me two pretty decent seated tickets to a sporting event with my favorite team playing a rival. However, at the time she presented the tickets to me we both decided it was best for her to keep them with her because of my irresponsibility and likelihood that I would lose them (totally would have lost the shit out of the papers). Now that we are broken up and unsure if we will be mended by the time of the game (no way in hell and she knows it), she's trying to not give me the tickets. Like what the fuck, how is she gonna renig the gift. Dirty broads is all I have to say. Whose right whose wrong help me out.

xoxo,
      Brun


P.S. I got her a trip to New York and we broke up a week before the trip but I still offered to have her accompany me to the city. 

The Not So Adventerous Snow Day

Snow day was a day of tiredness and virtually a lost cause. Having gone to bed at 5am then waking up at 10, the 5 hours of sleep was not nearly enough to propel me to enjoy my day off. Pretty much did absolutely nothing and continually thought it was a Sunday and that I probably should be doing homework. Like what the hell are we suppose to do with 8inches of snow on the ground and not wanting to freeze our asses off? Few things to note however, had a obnoxiously dominant snowball fight with my suite and the girls suite across the hall. I think all my suite mates and I finally took out our frustration with their drama filled weekends by pelting them with hard snow balls and ice balls without feeling a wince of mercy.  One of the suite mates almost got killed by a decent size black football player for throwing a snow ball that missed him by about 5 feet. By that I mean this kid was standing in the middle of our fucking snowball fight what the fuck did he expect, fucking prick. After that we all pretty much moped around and complained about how tired we were. Played a few games of madden, ate dinner and then now its 930 and I'm going to bed. Feel like a 5 year old and a failure but whatever, the 12 hours of sleep will be great.

xoxo,
       Brun



P.S.
  Few suite mates and I started playing ESPN's streak for the cash. Don't play it. Ridiculously addictive and since were betting on it, it's even more addictive. My suite already has a gambling problem as it is.